Here’s a few more paraprosdokians:
The evening news is w
here they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
I never said it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
“In the world you’ll have trouble. But cheer up! I have overcome the world.” (John 16:33 GOD’S WORD Translation)
“God is our refuge and strength, always ready to help in times of trouble. So we will not fear….” (Psalm 46:1-2 NLT)
“I would have lost heart, unless I had believed that I would see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait on the Lord; Be of good courage, And He shall strengthen your heart….” (Psalm 27:13-14 NKJV)
Thank you.
🙁 🙂