Hump Day Hope and Humor

Jesus said, “…Love one another the way I loved you. This is the very best way to love. Put your life on the line for your friends. You are My friends when you do the things I command you. I’m no longer calling you servants because servants don’t understand what their master is thinking and planning. No, I’ve named you friends because I’ve let you in on everything I’ve heard from the Father.” (John 15:15 MSG)

“One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.” (—Lucius Annaeus Seneca, Roman Statesman, 5 BC – 65 AD)

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” (—Elbert Hubbard, American writer and artist, 1856 – 1915)

“I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.” (—Plutarch, Greek Historian, 46 AD – 120 AD)

Something Funny:

Why is it that a bus moves faster when you’re chasing it than after you’re in it?

Why is it that people believe you if you say there are four billion stars but insist on checking when you say the paint is wet !

Change is inevitable — except from a vending machine.

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but people are never too old to learn something stupid.

“The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.” (Samuel Butler, 1835-1902)