Hump Day Hope and Humor!

“Do not be afraid or discouraged, for the LORD will personally go ahead of you. He will be with you; he will neither fail you nor abandon you.” (Deuteronomy 31:8 NLT)
“Surely your goodness and unfailing love will pursue me all the days of my life, and I will live in the house of the LORD forever.” (Psalm 23:6 NLT)

Some funny sayings:

The evening news is where they begin with "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I never said it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

(Warning: know your comedic limitations. Put-down humor never goes over too well, and double-entendres, no matter how witty, can land you in hot water fast. It's true, laughter is the best medicine, but when not dosed correctly and responsibly, there may be side effects!)