Category: Hump Day Hope & Humor

Hump Day Hope and Humor: God is My Home

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“I have asked one thing from the LORD; it is what I desire: to dwell in the house of the LORD all the days of my life, gazing on the beauty of the LORD….” (Psalm 27:4 HCB)

“Let me make my home in your tent forever; let me hide under the shelter of your wings.” (Psalm 61:4 ISV)

“Let us go to his dwelling place; let us worship at his footstool!” (Psalm 132:7 ESV)

And since I’m going away to prepare a place for you, I’ll come back again and welcome you into my presence, so that you may be where I am. (John 14:3 ISV)

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Hump Day Hope & Humor: Turn that Frown Upside Down!

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Here’s a few more paraprosdokians:

The evening news is wCamels_braying_Pushkar_Camel_Festival_Pushkar_Rajasthan_India_20121118here they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

I never said it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

“In the world you’ll have trouble. But cheer up! I have overcome the world.” (John 16:33 GOD’S WORD Translation)

“God is our refuge and strength, always ready to help in times of trouble. So we will not fear….” (Psalm 46:1-2 NLT)

“I would have lost heart, unless I had believed that I would see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait on the Lord; Be of good courage, And He shall strengthen your heart….” (Psalm 27:13-14 NKJV)

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