Spring Has Sprung! (Hump Day Hope & Humor)

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Spring is Here again!: “…Winter is past; the rains are over and gone. Flowers appear on the earth; the season of singing has come!” (Song of Solomon 2:12 NIV)

Time for something funny: Church Bulletins Strike Again!
Hee-hee-heeee!

These crazy sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:

Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM — prayer and medication to follow.

Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Miss Charlene sang “I will not pass this way again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Irving and Jessie were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. 
 
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. 

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

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God Never Fails! (Hump Day Hope & Humor)

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“The faithful love of the LORD never ends! His mercies never cease.” (Lamentations 3:22 NLT)

“No power in the sky above or in the earth below–indeed, nothing in all creation will ever be able to separate us from the love of God that is revealed in Christ Jesus our Lord.” (Romans 8:32 NLT)

“Don’t be afraid, for I am with you. Don’t be discouraged, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you. I will hold you up with my victorious right hand.” (Isaiah 41:10 NLT)

“I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.”  (Philippians 4:13 KJ2000)

“Thank God that he gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.” (1 Corinthians 15:57 GW)

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