Best Friends (Hump Day Hope & Humor)

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“A friend loves at all times….” (Proverbs 17:17 NIV)

“The LORD is a friend to those who [reverence] him. He teaches them his covenant.” (Psalm 25:14 NLT)

“There are ‘friends’ who destroy each other, but a real friend sticks closer than a brother.” (Proverbs 18:24 NLT)

“I [– Jesus Christ –] no longer call you servants, because a servant does not know his master’s business. Instead, I have called you friends, for everything that I learned from my Father I have made known to you.” (John 15:15 NIV)

“When Jesus saw their faith, he said to the man, ‘Friend, your sins are forgiven.'” (Mark 2:5 GOD’S WORD)

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Lead On! (Hump Day Hope)

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“Lead me in your truth and teach me because you are God, my savior. I wait all day long for you.” (Psalm 25:5 GOD’S WORD)

“Do not be afraid…! Do not lose heart or panic…. For the LORD your God is going with you! He will fight for you … and he will give you victory.” (Deuteronomy 20:3-4 NLT)

“Trust the LORD with all your heart, and do not rely on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make your paths smooth.” (Proverbs 3:5-6 GOD’S WORD)

Something funny:

We’re taking over the sofa and the TV

Crazy sentences that actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:

Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Don’t let worry kill you off — let the Church help. 

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. 

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What Is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

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