The Wisdom of … an Egg?

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Ever noticed how often people use eggs to illustrate a point? For instance, “he’s a good egg — but she’s a rotten egg.” And how about, “the yolks on you”? Or, “you can’t unscramble eggs”?

We hope you can relate, because if you can’t, then as writers, we’ll end up with egg all over our faces. Yes, eggs seem to have much to teach us, which makes them true “angels” (messengers) in the kitchen.

One thing we recently learned about this dynamic dietary darling with the “Humpty-Dumpty” body, came to us while watching a cooking show on TV. The show’s chef explained that there’s a “right” way to crack an egg. Oh really?!? And all this time we’d been thinking you just smack the sucker against the edge of a bowl.

Nope. The right way to crack an egg is on a flat surface, such as the kitchen counter. If you crack the egg on the rim of a bowl, the chef explained, pieces of the shell are pushed into the egg white. These shell fragments usually end up in the mixing bowl, and have to be picked out by hand — if you spot them. So if you don’t want tiny, gritty chips of calcium in your cakes or soufflés, then gently crack the eggs against a flat surface.

Now that’s kitchen wisdom! But the egg has far more to teach us. Call it “egg wisdom.” In fact, if you “egg” us on, we’ll share a nugget … or two … or three! Actually, we’ll share it even if you don’t egg us on!

Ready? “Don’t put all your eggs into one basket.”

We all know what this old saying means, but how many of us know where it came from? Seriously, why eggs? Why not “don’t put all your milk in one jug”? Or something else like that? Well, we’ll tell you.

We were losing sleep over this one, so we just had to know! After researching the oft-used idiom, we learned that it first appeared in the great Spanish novel Don Quixote. But not really. Confused?

In Miguel de Cervantes’ novel, originally published in two parts (in 1605 and 1615), Sancho Panza proclaims, “It is the part of a wise man to keep himself today for tomorrow, and not venture all his eggs in one basket.” Faithful Sancho is sharing wisdom about the decisions we make today, and about our plans for the future. But did Cervantes really coin the famous phrase? Not quite. At the time, there was no such idiom in the Spanish language.

Cervantes did write something that expressed the same meaning; but the phrase “don’t put all your eggs in one basket”  is actually the handiwork of a British book editor, who got a bit too creative while preparing a later, English translation edition of the novel. This liberal-minded editor may have picked up the idiom from an Italian source, because in 1662, the popular book Italian Proverbial Phrases listed the following entry:

To put all ones Eggs in a Paniard, viz. to hazard all in one bottom.

A Paniard is similar to a saddlebag, but the word is derived from the Latin panarium (or bread basket). To “hazard” all your eggs “in one bottom” is to place all your hopes and dreams, all your ideas and interests, all your money and resources, all your plans — all your whatever — in a single area or activity. Then, if the bottom should fall out (literally), all your “eggs” will drop to the ground, crack open, and be ruined. On the other hand, putting your eggs into several different baskets insures some will remain intact. After all, what are the odds of two or more baskets all having bad bottoms?

Applying to a college or for a job? Egg wisdom advises you send out multiple applications and/or résumés. If you receive a “no” regarding one, then simply move on to the next opportunity. Pursuing a dream? Explore several avenues. If you hit a brick wall, then simply try another way. Never give up. One rejection, one dead end, one nasty naysayer, one bottomless “basket” is NOT the end.

Investing? Read on.

This sound bit of advice we’ve called egg wisdom is actually scriptural in origin. The Biblical King Solomon wrote, “Send your resources out over the seas; eventually you will reap a return. Divide your merchandise into seven or eight shares, since you don’t know what disasters may come on the earth.” (Ecclesiastes 11:1-2, Complete Jewish Bible) Notice the use of the plural: seas — not sea! And Solomon admonishes us to split up our resources into multiple lots.

When he wrote this passage, the wisest of Israel’s kings was giving advice in regard to both giving and investing, because — thanks to the divine law of reciprocity — the two actions are indeed linked. When we give (of our time, talents, and resources) and with the proper motives (always out of love), we are investing in the lives of others. Furthermore, Luke states “Give, and you will receive. A large quantity, pressed together, shaken down, and running over will be put into your pocket….” (Luke 6:38 GOD’S WORD)

All this aside, we wanted you to know that when Solomon advised his people to “divide” their resources, he was essentially saying, “Don’t put all your eggs into one basket.” He just needed a British book editor who’d been reading Latin proverbs!

So, mystery solved: our first example of egg wisdom comes from the source of all wisdom, the timeless Word of God!

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The Perilous P-Word! (Diet for Dreamers)

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We seldom consider all of its potential consequences, and yet, it’s a bad habit that frequently results in loss and regret. In certain areas of life it’s considered socially unacceptable behavior. The Bible admonishes us to avoid it, because it has the ability to ruin relationships, destroy career opportunities, and rob us of success. In fact, it’s the silent killer of dreams. Were the Surgeon General to issue a statement regarding this habit, it would read “Warning: _________ may be hazardous to your goals.”

What are we hinting at? Something we intended to discuss before, but which, for various reasons (excuses?), we put on a back burner. Shall we explore this bad habit now … or perhaps wait for a better time? Later? Or now? Or should we just think about it for awhile? Maybe even sleep on it.

We won’t make you wait. The horrible habit we’re alluding to, the thief of dreams, is … and we can hardly bring ourselves to type it … the ugly P-word … PRocRAsTiNAtIOn!!

In his novel David Copperfield, Charles Dickens wrote, “Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” But the habit of procrastinating can rob us of far more than our time. True, when we put things off, we’re gambling with life’s greatest commodity, time — the “currency of dreams” — but the worst aspect of procrastination is often the unforeseen consequences of our actions … er, inactions.

When we have lots to accomplish or deadlines to meet, putting things off till tomorrow can result in last minute mad dashes to finish projects, needless stress, poor quality in our work, and sometimes the complete failure to get the job done. In Strategies for Success in Career Development (2007), Karen Lamb writes, “A year from now you may wish you had started today.”

People procrastinate for a variety of reasons: to indulge in laziness; to avoid a difficult task; or simply because they’re counting on having more time. Regarding the last reason, time has an uncanny way of running out on us, and “life” often interferes with our best laid plans. You’d think we’d have learned our lesson in high school. Remember those late Sunday nights spent cramming for an exam? Nevertheless, people have a natural tendency to postpone — even the inevitable. Some even joke, “Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.”

Scooby Doo: “Mystery? Ret’s rolve it rater.”

Tomorrow, by its very definition, never comes. To quote song lyrics from the Musical Annie, it’s “always a day away.” At some point, though, we do reach the end of the line. We look back on the goals we failed to achieve, the unfulfilled dreams, the still broken relationships we intended to mend. We say things like: “I was planning to visit…”; or “I was going to make more time for….”; or “I intended to take care of that….” But planning and intending to do something only count as excuses. We’ve all heard the expression, “The road to hell is paved with good intentions.”

Like any bad habit, putting things off only leads to further procrastination. And, like any bad habit, procrastination can destroy relationships. That’s why God admonishes us NOT to put off resolving disagreements or making restitution. Ephesians 4:26 states, “Don’t let the sun go down while you are still angry….” (NLT)  In other words, don’t put off addressing an issue or repairing a relationship until tomorrow, because tomorrow might never come.

Abraham Lincoln wrote, “You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.” Do you have a goal to achieve, a task to perform, a relationship to mend, or a problem to address? Start now. Do you want to pursue a dream? Start today. Don’t let the bad habit of procrastination steal your time and opportunities. Your future — and all your tomorrows — begin today. So don’t  delay.

“Indeed, the ‘right time’ is now. Today is the day of salvation.” (2 Corinthians 6:2 NLT)

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