Category: Hump Day Hope & Humor

Hump Day hope & Humor: Be Anxious for Nothing!

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Tomorrow is National Day of Prayer! (5/5/2022)

Don’t worry about anything; instead, pray about everything. Tell God what you need, and thank him for all he has done.” (Philippians 4:6 NLT)

[Jesus] said to His disciples, “Therefore I tell you, do not be anxious about your life, what you will eat, nor about your body, what you will put on…. Consider the ravens: they neither sow nor reap, they have neither storehouse nor barn, and yet God feeds them. Of how much more value are you than the birds! And which of you by being anxious can add a single hour to his span of life? …Your Father knows [what] you need… Instead, seek his kingdom, and these things will be added to you.” (Luke 12:22-24, 30-31 ESV)

“Commit everything you do to the LORD. Trust him, and he will help you.” (Psalm 37:5 NLT)

“He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.” (Psalm 91:2 KJB)

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Spring Has Sprung! (Hump Day Hope & Humor)

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Spring is Here again!: “…Winter is past; the rains are over and gone. Flowers appear on the earth; the season of singing has come!” (Song of Solomon 2:12 NIV)

Time for something funny: Church Bulletins Strike Again!
Hee-hee-heeee!

These crazy sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:

Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM — prayer and medication to follow.

Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Miss Charlene sang “I will not pass this way again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Irving and Jessie were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. 
 
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. 

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

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