“One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.” (—Lucius Annaeus Seneca, Roman Statesman, 5 BC – 65 AD)
“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” (—Elbert Hubbard, American writer and artist, 1856 – 1915)
“I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.” (—Plutarch, Greek Historian, 46 AD – 120 AD)
Why is that?
A bus moves faster when you’re chasing it than after you’re in it.
Americans choose just two people to run for president but pick 50 to compete for Miss America.
Change is inevitable — except from a vending machine.
People believe 
you if you say there are four billion stars but insist on checking when you say the paint is wet !
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but people are never too old to learn something stupid.
“The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.” (Samuel Butler, 1835-1902)
