Spring is Here again!: “…Winter is past; the rains are over and gone. Flowers appear on the earth; the season of singing has come!” (Song of Solomon 2:12 NIV)
Time for something funny: Church Bulletins Strike Again!
These crazy sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:
Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM — prayer and medication to follow.
Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Miss Charlene sang “I will not pass this way again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Irving and Jessie were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.