“Lead me in your truth and teach me because you are God, my savior. I wait all day long for you.” (Psalm 25:5 GOD’S WORD)
“Do not be afraid…! Do not lose heart or panic…. For the LORD your God is going with you! He will fight for you … and he will give you victory.” (Deuteronomy 20:3-4 NLT)
“Trust the LORD with all your heart, and do not rely on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make your paths smooth.” (Proverbs 3:5-6 GOD’S WORD)
Crazy sentences that actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Don’t let worry kill you off — let the Church help.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What Is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.