Hump Day Hope & Humor


“I have become absolutely convinced that neither death nor life, neither messenger of Heaven nor monarch of earth, neither what happens today nor what may happen tomorrow, neither a power from on high nor a power from below, nor anything else in God’s whole world has any power to separate us from the love of God in Jesus Christ our Lord!” (Romans 8:39 PHILLIPS)

Something funny: A thief broke into my house last night! He started searching for money! So I jumped out of bed and searched with him!

Kids today don’t know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

And remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Me neither.

Recipe of the week: How to prepare Tofu

1. Carefully unwrap tofu

2. Throw it in the trash

3. Grill some meat